he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Randomize
