Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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