remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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