he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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