Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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