I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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