I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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