He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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