in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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