Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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