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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

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(480): View more from Arizona

how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed

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(214): View more from Texas

I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(641): View more from Iowa

Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?

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(586): View more from Michigan

I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.

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