Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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