Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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