on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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