love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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