Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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