Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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