Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You left your underwear on the fireplace
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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