Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When are your genitals available?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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