OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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