I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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