Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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