what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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