just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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