the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We have started to decorate penises.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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