doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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