3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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