I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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