The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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