I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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