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i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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