dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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