Duck Duck Cougar?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
