I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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