If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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