thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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