Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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