How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
