I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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