what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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