Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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