The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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