We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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