The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
