lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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