I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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