She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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