You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I think people are normalizing furries
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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