so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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