Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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