OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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