I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Rumble strips road head = magical
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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