Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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