Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
