Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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