well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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