Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
