i was born a porn star she said
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
