You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
